Thanks to the humble rag you’re reading right now, you’ll have one

Published 7:00 am Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Thanks to the humble rag you’re reading right now, you’ll have one less creepy fella trying to rub one out on your morning commute. The P-I’s 911 Blog reports that a woman who witnessed a guy spanking it on the 5 bus later recognized him as the subject of an article by SW’s John Metcalfe, leading to his arrest. Also on the 911 Blog: a dude was shot in the ass in South Lake Union. Which of course gives us an excuse to revisit this classic. Mac 10!