You pick up the best household hints on the 12.For example, this

Published 7:00 am Thursday, July 3, 2008

You pick up the best household hints on the 12.For example, this morning, the woman behind me was explaining — at top voice, so it wasn’t like she didn’t mind if I passed this on to you — that you didn’t have to spend $30 for some concoction to help you pass a urine analysis. What you need to do is go to QFC and buy two boxes of fruit pectin — at $2.69 a box! — and mix them up in a quart of water, until it’s a little thick and the clumps are dissolved. Then you drink that down, followed by a ton of water, and after you’ve peed six times you’re good to go. “I smoked three blunts that morning — in the FACE — and I was sure that my UA was going to be dirty,” she bragged. “But that shit came back clean.” Of course, your urine is going to be diluted, so make sure you bring water along to the test.“The nurse asked me if I drank a lot of water,” she continued. “I said, yeah. ‘Do you see that big bottle I just tossed in the trash?’ Plus I’m pregnant, you know…”