When it comes to adult Halloween costumes, the line between sexy and skanky has been blurred to nonexistence. Bunnies and kittens that once made for innocent costumes have turned into cleavage-baring get-ups more appropriate for private than public use. But cute animals aren't the only ones getting sexed up. Here we present six food-service workers that have gotten the adult costume treatment.
6. Ballpark concession stand worker
Nothing screams obvious like a girl slinging hot dogs wearing a shirt that declares "I heart wieners." While the concession stand workers at most stadiums tend to be rather surly, in the alternative universe of Halloween, they want to sell you a big sausage - and get yours in return.
5. Chinese delivery person
When your General Tso's and chow mein arrives at the door, chances are you hurriedly tip and usher out the delivery person - unless she's super-sexy. The most awesome touch on this costume is of course the bold "Thank you" emblazed across the woman's crotch area.
Let go of your feminist ideals for a minute and admit that most men love a woman who can cook. But even more, they love a woman who can cook and look good doing it. Imagine a restaurant run by a naughty chef in a push-up bra, waving a wooden spoon at customers - it'd never go out of business.
Granted, you could get away with wearing the bare minimum, given the number of "sexpresso" drive-thru stands that employ baristas dressed in bikinis. But if you want people to actually know what you are on Halloween, this barely-there Starbucks-colored frock will work better.
2. Beer maiden
Come Oktoberfest, women, especially sorority girls, love dressing up like beer maidens. But in reality, this sexy outfit - probably the most demure on this list - makes a frequent appearance in German bars on a regular basis. Of course, theirs is a little more family-friendly.
1. Body sushi model
Nyotaimori - Japanese for "female body presentation" - is the practice of serving sushi from the body of a naked woman. How does one get the sushi to stay in its strategically placed spots while standing outright? We haven't the slightest idea. But if you pull it off this complicated costume, you are without question Halloween's sexiest service worker.