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E.K. Thompson
The hilarity has found its way to Western Avenue.
We gave Chow Foods plenty of shit for not pulling the plug on the

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Own a Piece of Northwest Culinary History: a Foam Tornado From the 5-Spot's Notoriously Tasteless Regional Menu

5Spottwistin.jpg
E.K. Thompson
The hilarity has found its way to Western Avenue.
We gave Chow Foods plenty of shit for not pulling the plug on the 5 Spot's terribly timed Tornado Alley menu amid the deadliest spate of twisters in modern American history. Mercifully, that period of stubborn tastelessness ended this week, with the 5 Spot switching to a Portland (Ore.)-themed regional menu.

But that didn't stop 5 Spot owner Peter Levy from employing his tacky tornado decor in a practical joke/"fuck you" directed at yours truly.

Yesterday, I returned to my office to find a large cardboard box with a card atop it. "Mike, I dunno . . .You could sit on it . . . Peter," it read. I was told by our receptionist that the package had been dropped off by Chow Foods, so I assumed they'd been kind enough to tongue-in-cheekily gift me some decor from the Tornado days.

My premonition was correct, although the box's contents were hardly ornate. Inside was--and still is--a large piece of dusty gray foam spray-painted and molded (with the help of some wood and piping) to resemble a tornado. Taken together, Levy is telling me to sit and spin.

Anyway, to Levy I say: Well-played, even though you could have dropped off a piece of memorabilia that didn't amount to illegal dumping. But here's the thing: I don't want the foam tornado. That's why I'm offering it to the very first person who e-mails me and says they want it. This priceless piece of Northwest culinary history can be yours for the low, low price of free; the only catch is you have to come pick it up and haul it away yourself.

So hurry up and write me! Update: We have a winner: Sarah Francis of Seattle. Congrats, Sarah!

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