"I just killed a pig and a goat," Zuckerberg told--who else?--his Facebook friends on May 4. "He cut the throat of the goat with a knife, which is the most kind way to do it," added Silicon Valley chef Jesse Cool, who witnessed the slaughter.
As Kohl followers know, the chef's favorite beverage is a Bloody Mary. Not just any Bloody Mary, but one which substitutes goat's blood for tomato juice. Asked is he'd have liked to have been present when Zuckerberg committed his murder, Kohl replied cryptically, "How do you know I wasn't there?" and declined to comment as to whether the Facebook founder had ever dined at the Dirt Farm.