Six sodas and a saltine cracker.

There are so many things to check off your bucket list before Saturday, the day the world is supposed


Most Interesting Last Meals for the Most Notorious Among Us

Six sodas and a saltine cracker.

There are so many things to check off your bucket list before Saturday, the day the world is supposed to end by way of Rapture. You've got to sky-dive, read that book you put on the shelf thinking there'd be time for it later, and, last but far from least, you have to decide what you're going to eat for your final meal.

This is a very important decision. It can't just be any ol' meal. No freeze-dried hot pockets or meatloaf! You have to make it something epic. Fortunately for us, we don't have to come up with ideas on our own; we can take some cues from the best of the worst people in our society on what to eat for our last meals. So just in case you're drawing a blank, take a look at what some of the most famous serial killers and mass murderers in history have chosen to digest before being swallowed up by the ground.

Ted Bundy: steak, eggs, hash browns, toast, and coffee.

Actually, he declined his last meal, so they just opted to give him these foods figuring it was what every serial killer, rapist, and necrophiliac would ask for.

John Wayne Gacy: a dozen deep-fried shrimp, a bucket of Original Recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries.

That's more like it! Live lavishly for your last meal while you think about all the young boys you killed over a span of six years.

Timothy McVeigh: two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Brain freeze before you die--great way to go out.

Victor Feguer : a single olive with the pit still in.

A minimalist by nature, Feguer only used one gunshot to Dr. Edward Bartels' head to kill him. So of course a single olive makes complete sense for his last meal. Maybe he was watching his figure? Maybe he'd had a big breakfast? Or maybe he just wanted to swallow the pit and see if an olive tree would grow in his stomach? Who knows? Here's a better question: green or black?

William Bonin: two pepperoni-and-sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and three six-packs of Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

That's not a last meal. Sounds more like he was getting ready to feed the 21 boys he tortured, raped, and killed.

Andrei Chikatilo: porridge with a small piece of beef.

Not a large piece of beef? Not a medium-sized piece of beef? Oh, no: a small piece of beef. And it was juuuuust right. Hopefully this mass murderer's porridge was cold and lumpy.

Osama bin Laden: unsure???

We don't know exactly what bin Laden's last meal was. So we have to assume he went to the McDonald's drive-through and got a classic Big Mac, a large box of freedom fries, and super-sized his Coca-Cola. Then he went to Starbucks, ordered a grande breve caramel macchiato, no whip. To top it all off, he traveled to the nearest bakery to eat some apple pie, washed down with a large glass of milk. Such an All-American meal. So All-American, in fact, that he puked it all up right before the SEALs stormed in.

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