I know, I know . . . Valentine's Day just kind of snuck up on you again, right? I mean, being on the same exact day every year? What's up with that?
But have no fear. If you're still looking to make last-minute plans for the big day (and happen to be in NYC and have very, very weird tastes), Saturday Night Live's City Correspondent Stefon is there for you with a whole host of suggestions, ranging from Booooooooof (yes, with nine o's) where you can find Gizblo, the coked-up gremlin, to an unpronounceable Japanese nightclub built on a dare by "90-year-old club promoter Fuji Howser M.D.," complete with mole people and Jupids. (Jewish cupids, of course.)
To the video!
Seriously? Human suitcases would be an awesome Valentine's Day gift. But what do you do with the midgets once you get out of the airport?