"Like most people," Black said, "all I want is my meat and potatoes--minus the potatoes." And then he got kinda angry.
The Taco Bell lawsuit (filed by a woman in California, through an Alabama law firm, against a fake Mexican restaurant founded in San Bernardino) basically claims that Taco Bell's "meat" contains only 36% beef, and therefore can't legally be called beef. I'm trying really hard right now not to think about what the remaining 64% might be. You should, too.