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Photo courtesy peta.org
Lucky pumpkin . . .
I have some very strong opinions about People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and have never

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And Now, Some REAL Food Porn (NSFW): Because Sex With Vegetables Is Awesome

veggielove1.jpg
Photo courtesy peta.org
Lucky pumpkin . . .
I have some very strong opinions about People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and have never been shy about voicing them whenever appropriate. I disagree with virtually everything the organization has ever done or said, think that they have raised factual distortion and radical bias to the level of Olympic sport, and just generally make fun of them and their supporters every chance I get, simply because nothing I could ever say would rise to the level of their campaign that compared factory farming to the Holocaust by putting up billboards with pictures of concentration-camp victims on the street. In Germany.

But while I loathe the PETA political machine, I have always had a soft spot for the evil geniuses in their marketing department. They are brilliant, and while the "banned" Veggie Love ad they pushed for last year's Super Bowl was good, what they're pimping right now is even better: The TOTALLY NSFW outtakes from the casting of Veggie Love, which basically consists of a whole bunch of hot girls in their underthings (and one completely bewildered-looking dude) simulating sex with a variety of wang-shaped vegetables. They're probably something you'll want to hold off watching until you get home, but if you insist on looking now, don't say I didn't warn you . . .

And here's what came of all that wanton vegetable abuse: last year's Veggie Love ad, custom-made for being banned by network TV.

You're welcome, PETA. You're welcome, America.

 
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