Knock knock. Who's there? It's Halloween. It wants to know what terribly inappropriate costume you've picked out for yourself this year. Don't have anything in mind? Well, then consider yourself lucky to have us. We've come up with our own list of totally outrageous, you-might-get-punched-before-the-night-is-over cloaks of debauchery-- many of which, surprisingly, have to do with food. Halloween comes but once a year. You might as well flaunt your offensive humor, right, you sick bastard?
In no particular order, here are our Top 10 Tasteless Halloween Costumes. (No charge for these suggestions, but we do accept candy).
10. Chinese Takeout: You can eat her, but you'll be hungry 30 minutes later.
9. Baby Pimp: His hands may be tiny, but he can still slap a bitch.
8. Banana Flasher: This guy's a date rapist. No really, he loves dried fruit.