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Top 10 Tasteless Halloween Costumes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Halloween. It wants to know what terribly inappropriate costume you've picked out for yourself this year. Don't have anything in mind? Well, then consider yourself lucky to have us. We've come up with our own list of totally outrageous, you-might-get-punched-before-the-night-is-over cloaks of debauchery-- many of which, surprisingly, have to do with food. Halloween comes but once a year. You might as well flaunt your offensive humor, right, you sick bastard?

In no particular order, here are our Top 10 Tasteless Halloween Costumes. (No charge for these suggestions, but we do accept candy).

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10. Chinese Takeout: You can eat her, but you'll be hungry 30 minutes later.

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9. Baby Pimp: His hands may be tiny, but he can still slap a bitch.

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8. Banana Flasher: This guy's a date rapist. No really, he loves dried fruit.

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7. Breathalyzer Test: You know what blows? This costume.

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6. Anna Rexia: They should have named this costume Aya Ronic.

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5. Country Lovin: Is it still considered beastiality if you're wearing a sheepskin condom?

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4. Genie in a Lamp: You know what they say about guys with big lamps ... they pick shitty Halloween costumes.

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3. Dr. Seymour Bush: If he really wants to see a c***, he should look in the mirror.

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2. Inflatable Sex Doll: We can't guarantee this doll doesn't have The Clap.

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1. Department of Erections: This guy lost a tooth trying to blow himself.
 
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