I've always been a little bit creeped out by people who dress up in costumes. Like say you have a gas station. And say your gas station has some kind of cute little talking gas pump as its mascot. If you ever decide to make one of your employees dress up like said talking gas pump and dance around in the hot sun all afternoon trying to entice people into your gas station, I will not only not go to your gas station, but I might also "accidentally" chuck a brick at the guy in the costume just to make him stop dancing.
Seriously, this is an issue I've had since I was a little kid. Parades were terrifying to me. Disneyland? A nightmare.
And now there's this: a commercial (a series of commercials, actually) for an Egyptian cheese called Panda which has virtually guaranteed that A) I will never go to Egypt, and B) if I ever see a dude in a panda suit staring me down the way this dude in a panda suit stares down those who refuse an offer of Panda cheese, I'm just gonna run. Fast and far. And you will be able to follow my path by the fine trail of urine I will have left behind.
Video after the jump.
See what I mean? Sure, it's all funny watching it on your computer, but I am never going to look at pandas (or cheese) the same way again.
Thanks to Eater.com for finding this one, and for giving me a month's worth of nightmares.