Secretly wanting to go see the third installment of the Twilight saga, but (unlike our own Zibby Wilder) can't bring yourself to be associated with the phrase "Twi-hard?" Try this.
At the Big Picture, adults -- and adults only -- are tickled by Tay Tay.
"Honey, I really want to take you out for dinner and a movie. I heard about this great theater downtown called The Big Picture, and it sounds great... but they're only showing Eclipse this weekend. Is that ok?"