Mariah Carey and Scarlett Johansson ... domestic goddesses? Two eye-roll-inducing articles were recently published, both touting these celebrities' skills in the kitchen.
I can sprinkle cheese on English muffins!
In People, Carey's husband Nick Cannon boasts that the
diva singer makes a mean -- wait for it -- English muffin pizza. Apparently, she sprinkles said muffins with mozzarella cheese and "she makes her own sauce ... she's skilled like that."
Then there's Johansson, who claims in an interview with InStyle, that she finds cooking therapeutic. She likes to make "a turkey Bolognese or a nice frittata." The article goes on to include raves from her fellow cast members on her signature dishes.Give me a break. I like both ladies; their talent and beauty are undeniable. But you don't have to be Julia Child to make a damn frittata. Don't even get me started on the English muffin pizza.