Juan Valdez Spotted Downtown With His Mule, Hustling Coffee

Recent commercials have poor Juan Valdez and his trusty mule Conchita running scared from flocks of soccer moms looking for their next fix. So imagine my surprise to run across Juan and Conchita out in front of Westlake Center this morning.

Hola Juan! Tu es muy guapo!
The commercials do not lie: Juan was indeed attracting a lot of attention from the ladies. Too bad Seattleites aren't better with their Spanish, because Juan looked a little chilly. Perhaps he needed some warming up that a cup of 100% Columbian coffee just can't provide.

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