The Meek Can Go Ahead and Inherit PCC

Outside of liking its better-than-decent, under-$4 organic hamburger, PCC and I have never gotten along. Between the front door and the bulk foods, something always manages to make me Hulk out. It's the shoppers, mostly, an entire season of Curb Your Enthusiasm waiting to happen. Like the guy who decided to wait until he was in the checkout line to ask what lip balm the store carried, and oh, do you have any all-natural hand sanitizer? Seriously? Hot times at his bachelor pad, for sure ... I think he's the same person that inspires shit like this sign. "About 10 items or less?" Who wrote that, Uptight? Can you write a meeker, more noncommittal, more passive-aggressive sign? Come on ... I know you can.

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