The friend who was supposed to get a three month subscription to cable so we could catch all the episodes as they aired is going to Spain. But we'll deal with him later (how could he?). For now, I and some of the other SWeekly dorks (hint: first name starts with "J", last name rhymes with "Hoffman") are looking for a place to catch the premier. With so many people living in Seattle who definitely weren't voted Homecoming Royalty, surely there must be a bar somewhere with a viewing. Help us out, Voracious readers!