Just got a call from a publicist for Jordan Rubin asking if I'd heard of his book The Maker's Diet. Visions of drowning my body image issues in whiskey until I reached my ideal weight danced in my head. Apparently she meant the other maker--you know, intelligent designer and all that--because God wants you to lose all that weight you gained celebrating his kid's birthday.
Anywho, Rubin will be in Federal Way Friday signing his new book Perfect Weight America and is looking for unhealthy families to "adopt" for a promotion where he'll help them clean up their diet. Want to transform your Twinkie-happy brood? E-mail Susan Fonger.