The Coming Apocalypse (for Bartenders)

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The acidification of the ocean, Iran invasion plans, and now this. Please, god, blind the eyes of the King County Food Protection Program to this article and contain this neurosis. If I ever see my bartender forced to snap on gloves in order to add a lemon twist to my French 75, I'll drink at home for the rest of my life.

 
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