We've received word that someone has stolen the Elvis mannequin at Mama's Mexican Kitchen. Bring it back, and the owners promise that no questions will be asked. Easy enough?
Mama's has long been one of our favorite Belltown haunts, thanks in large part to the Elvis Room and the King's-sized serving of tequilla they drop into their margaritas.
Come on, man! These Elvis mannequins aren't like MP3s. You can't just take them and expect to be called a hero for it. Bring him back. No questions will be asked.