As the Seattle punk scene mourns the Funhouse closing its doors this weekend, a dedicated few can keep those dreams of grimy whiskey-soaked mosh nights alive by buying the venue's bar and restaurant equipment, including their hot dog maker:
The Funhouse's Brian Foss says that the club's PA gear is also up for sale; prospective buyers can come take a look at it this Thursday and Friday. Everything has to be out of the space by Saturday, November 3. He also adds:
The one thing I get asked again and again is "are you relocating?"
My reply is "the Question is not If, the questions are Where and When."
Even if their Craigslist advert isn't appealing to you, still take the time to say goodbye. Drink some well-bourbon, eat a drunchie hot dog, and give thanks at their last few shows this week. So long, Funhouse, you've been the beastly epitome of Seattle's laissez faire attitude towards hygiene, and we'll miss you.