To qualify as one of our whitest musicians, then, requires more than a pasty complexion, it requires a near-total disregard for jazz, blues and soul or, even worse, a complete whitewashing of them. Without further ado, then, here are 20 performers who put the you-know-what in honky-tonk.Celine Dion's on the list. So is Moby, Vampire Weekend, and Will Smith. But it took one of our own hometown heroes to hit number one, a musician whom LA Weekly's Nicholas Pell dubs "the musical equivalent of a mashed potato sandwich with mayonnaise on white bread." The above image should be clue enough for you, but if you still can't guess who the culprit is, click here.