"This is the worst music you will ever hear. Chastity Belt is the worst band to ever exist," proudly proclaims their Bandcamp profile. Sadly, for fans of the worst song in the world, that's far from the truth (and surely that honor is reserved for "Friday" or Weird Al's "Polka Face"). The four songs on Chastity Belt's debut EP were produced by fellow garage denizens Dude York (of whom the all-lady Chastity Belt could easily be the female counterpart) and pair the stripped-down punk-funk aesthetic of C.O.C.O. with the direct, at times risqué lyrical charms of Be Your Own Pet.
Listen to the lead track, "God Damn," after the jump.