THIS JUST IN:Let's Quit, the new full-length from local dance-rap champions Don't Talk To The Cops! is better than Valentine's Day. Tough to hear, I KNOW, but c'mon, I wouldn't just throw around an accusation that serious without concrete factual evidence to back it up. Check it: Let's Quit is better than Valentine's Day because...
...it can play you boss love songs like "Tattoo My Name". Valentine's Day might try to play you "All You Need Is Love" for the zillionth time--maybe via musical greeting card--and try to pretend like it thought of it first.
--Let's Quit will tell your bitch-ass friend Rachel "I'm sick of this shit," (on the track "I Don't Like Rachel") once and for all. Valentine's Day wouldn't have the balls to do that.
--Let's Quit comes with a movie trailer for the culinary murder-mystery "Murderburger". Valentine's Day is a lame-ass Kutcher flick.
--Valentine's Day's initials could also stand for Venereal Disease. Coincidence?!
--Let's Quit's initials could also stand for Luscious Quilt-gymnastics.
--Let's Quit shows off the new evolution of djblesone production, which banks a bit less on samples and a bit more on slick vocal melodies. It also features Emecks doing a mean Diddy ("I thought I told you don't talk to the cops, uh-uh, uh-uh") on "Tip Toe Right By Em"; shouts out Laos more than any other song in existence on "LAOS! LAOS! LAOS! LAOS! LAOS!"; and doesn't just have swag, it has swag-treated swag (see: "Swag Treated Treated Swag" natch).
--Valentines Day produces nothing but an empty wallet, exactly zero Diddy impersonations/Laotian shout-outs, and has perhaps the least swag of any major Hallmark holiday.
You can order a copy of Let's Quit through the band's online store here, or pick one up at any one of the fine local record stores listed below. Suck it Valentine's Day!