"The only difference between indie rockers and actual infants in terms of their musical taste is that children tend to be more open-minded about time-signature changes, while indie rockers are much more responsive to lyrics that make routine disappointment and sadness seem like noble suffering."
If you've got questions -- or need advice on how to build a white picket fence -- send Roderick your questions now, and he'll answer them in our January issue. Actually, send me the questions and I'll sneak them into our email thread about double spaces after periods, which I know he reads. Send questions to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Please put "RODERICK QUESTION" in the subject.