A transcript (with thanks to Adam, Christian, and Josh):

"all lana del rey's new tigers and cathedrals just make me wish kanye west were there--interrupting

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How to Make Fun of Lana Del Rey's New Video "Born to Die" (Warning: Rapidly Devolves into Lips Gags)

A transcript (with thanks to Adam, Christian, and Josh):

"all lana del rey's new tigers and cathedrals just make me wish kanye west were there--interrupting her, throwing a dinner party. anything."

"her videos are good on mute."

"'new interscope recording artist lana del rey: her videos are great on mute!'"

"She looks like a certain washed-up porn star who now only cameos in gay porn as the trashy mom or drunk auntie. The work she's had done on her mouth is amateurish."

"all altmemes go to bored tiger heaven."

"she's like mazzy star crossed with the rolling stones...'s logo"

"Mazzy Star meets Angelyne."

"i mean"

"Amanda Lepore, Lindsey Lohan and Lana Del Rey should start a girl group."

"Lipps Inc. is already taken"

 
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