Duff McKagan's column runs every Thursday on Reverb. His memoir, It's So Easy (Simon & Schuster) is out now.
At this moment in time, I am absolutely balls to the wall, touring with Loaded, as well as doing a book tour over here in the UK.
Typical day: Wake up in bus on ferry being tossed violently in Irish Sea. Get out of bunk to find that the bus power is off. That means? No coffee. No internet. No light, and NO going above decks as the door going upstairs are locked during the voyage.
Arrive at dock in Belfast, where car from U.K. publishing company is waiting to take me to HMV store for book signing (still no coffee). LOTS of people there. I get coffee.
Then to sound check, where we run through stuff that needs a running through. Eat. Can't forget to do THAT!
Play rock show, and do meet and great type of thingy afterwards. Go to sleep.
Repeat all of this for next 9 straight days.
Day off (well, this "day off," actually turned into a flight to Santiago, Chile from London).
Repeat above steps for following 10 days.
Day off (THIS "day off' is a flight back to Germany from Sau Paulo, Brazil)
Tour with Motorhead in Germany for remainder of November.
My point to all of this is that, well, I get a lot of questions from singers wanting to know how to get the singer gig in my other band, Velvet Revolver, and I wanted all the aspiring frontmen and women to know how glamorous it is out here. Speaking of questions. I think I'll answer this one directly.
How can an unknown (me) orchestrate the "chance of a lifetime" opportunity to tryout for VR?
We don't actually play "orchestra" music in Velvet Revolver. It is classified in the "rock n' roll" genre. But that is a good idea. Maybe if we played orchestra music and the like, we wouldn't have to find a singer, eh?
Of course, I am just fuckin' with ya. Send an MP3 to Rick Canny at Sanctuary Music Management. Be resourceful, mate: if you can't find his email address, then maybe you should re-consider trying to join our group. We'd never let you hear the end of THAT!