Let's get real: The first six days of the week are made for pushing pencils in no-view offices, early dinner dates with the in-laws, Friends reruns, and early sleep. But Saturday--shit, Saturday!?! Saturday, you want to go to the club. You want to put on your slickest pair of bloomers and tear up a fucking dance floor. Get your shake right, ya dig? "But there are so many dance floors to choose from." I know. Well, local scratch-master Dj100proof has invited a couple of world-class selektas to town this Saturday to provide just the kind of ass-shake-conducive environment you're looking for:
Part-time Northwest resident Ohmega Watts is not only a qualified beatsmith and smooth MC, but also an absurdly talented DJ. Federal Way's Zac Hendrix (no relation to the Jimster), is a road-seasoned vet who's backed Del the Funky Homosapien for years. They will join 100proof at The Woods tomorrow night, just in time to fill your rug-cutting quota for the week.