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13-Point Program to Destroy Conventional Weddings
(With respect to Hipster Runoff )

1. Tattoos flowering out the back of the wedding dress.

2. Photo wall

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13 Signs That You're at a "Meaningful Alt Wedding"

NationUlysses.jpg
13-Point Program to Destroy Conventional Weddings
(With respect to Hipster Runoff)

1. Tattoos flowering out the back of the wedding dress.

2. Photo wall made of Xeroxed punk/hardcore album covers (Tragedy. Slapshot? Nation of Ulysses!).

3. A member of the Vivian Girls is in attendance.

4. Bridal procession to a Mark Kozelek cover of AC/DC's "Love at First Feel."

5. At least one bridesmaid doesn't know how to walk in heels, has to look at feet during procession.

6. Belle & Sebastian played on the PA during the dinner portion of the evening.

7. People skanking to Operation Ivy during the dancing portion.

8. The wedding DJ is straight-edge.

9. Someone's wearing an Exhumer back patch stitched on to their fancy vest.

10. Progressive lady minister name-checks Skype during the ceremony.

11. You're wearing ratty Chuck Taylors with your suit.

12. The honeymoon is going to see Youth of Today at Chaos in Tejas.

13. The after-party decides to head to the Unicorn and the Cha Cha.

(Seriousness: Congratulations, Brendan and Amber. That was beautiful.)

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