Tickets to the New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys joint tour go on sale this Saturday, December 11. So, who cares? Apparently, enough people that Live Nation decided to back a massive show starring the former Tiger Beat heartthrobs slated for July 8 of next year at the Tacoma Dome. Here are five types of people who are sure to be appreciative recipients of tickets to said show.
An employee at a Seattle Banana Republic once told me he used to press his penis into his sister's NKOTB bedsheets and pretend Donnie Wahlberg was giving him a blowjob. It's far more enjoyable to hear Walberg sing "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" once you're out of high school and over hiding your sexual and musical preferences.