Eagles Concert Postponed Due to Timothy B. Schmit's Physiological Limitations

Just got a press release from Live Nation publicist Ashley Graham, which has caused us to dust off her eponymous column, just this once. Graham just informed us via email that Eagles bassist Timothy Schmit, whose lone vocal contribution the group's chart-topping canon was the awful "I Can't Tell You Why," is sicker than Glenn Frey after snorting a kilo of baby laxative on the set of Miami Vice. Thus, the Eagles' May 13 (that's tonight!) KeyArena concert has been postponed to May 26.

This news prompted us to write Graham back: "Seems like Schmit has taken it to the limit one too many times." Indeed, although the otherwise silent Randy Meisner actually sang lead on that epic weeper.

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