The Big Funny Was On My Bus Last Night

I know because he was wearing his T-shirt that says, "The Big Funny," he told the passengers, "I am The Big Funny," and the local comic--real name Travis Simmons--tested out some new material that went something like this:

Did you hear that Mark McGuire admitted to using steroids? What's next, Elton John admitting that he's gay?

And another, which I'm going to murder:

I feel bad for Tiger Woods because, it's like: Tiger Woods 15, Wilt Chamberlain 20,000.

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