Reaction to Ashley Graham's Press Release Concerning John Mayer's Upcoming KeyArena Show

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The indefatigable Ashley Graham just sent us a press release announcing that one of Reverb's favorite whipping boys, John Mayer, would be playing KeyArena on March 31, with Michael Franti and Spearhead opening.

To which we replied, in a note to Ms. Graham: "Does the deluxe package for this show include a post-concert cruise around Elliott Bay on the Mayercraft Carrier 2 and a chance to engorge on Mayer's deluxe package?"

 
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