Britney Spears' publicist just sent me an e-mail stating that there are no press passes, review tickets, interviews... no nada for the pop singer's current "Circus" tour. What's up with that? Brit's coming to the Tacoma Dome on Thursday, April 9. Tickets range from $35 to--I kid you not--$750. Damn. If you're charging people that much money for a show during the recession, you should at the very least be able to back it up by allowing said show to be reviewed.
What are you guys worried about? Nothing we report on could possibly beat what Brit's already screamed to thousands of fans about her vajayjay. Give us some damn access, Jive Records!