For a dose of what internet bickering looks like in 2009, look no further than the silly spat the happened yesterday between Brit pop star Lily Allen and overly popular L.A. blogger, Perez Hilton. The two went at it via Twitter when Perez posted photos of Allen's recent vacation to the Bahamas and mocked her. Hilton began the exchange by encouraging other Twitter users to persuade Allen to cast him in her new music video. The rest of their spat went as follows:
Allen: oh, I'm sorry, we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?
Hilton: Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f***** up Brit, I'd rather be Amy Winehouse - whose got talent.
Allen: god, you're like so obsessed with me its embarassing.
Hilton: Hilton: Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It's REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!
Allen: its also number one everywhere else in the world douchebag. Go away you little parasite.
Hilton: Aw, u can see I've lost weight! I am a littler Perez. But I'm still a big fat c*** - just like U! That's why I lova ya. xoxo
Hilton: P S Thanks for advertising on my website. I'll take your money (or the label's) anytime!
Allen: I know you will, and that's what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I'm working. Bye x x
Hilton: It's not fair and I think you're really mean! You're supposed to care! It's not fair and it's really not ok.