Tourists aren't the only ones who could make some use out of those amphibious vehicles. They're always driving by, blasting bizarre and/or obnoxious music and overusing those plastic quackers. The Philly guy in the YouTube video above certainly can't stand them. I'm indifferent most of the time, but I do think that if we, the residents of Seattle, must listen to the Ducks' cacophony at the bus stop every day, next time I-5 floods, the Ducks could give something back to the community they aggravate and serve as shuttles for people and bands attempting to make it up or down the I-5 corridor for important things like hospital visits and shows. In fact, I'd like to see a band try touring in one of those babies. They can travel up to 50 mph, too, so highways aren't necessarily out of the picture. First band to do this wins my undying love and affection.