Thanks to the beauty (and adjacent horror) of VH1 Classics, I had the misfortune of witnessing this over the weekend (embedding was understandably "disabled by request" so you'll have to follow the link). I think it's supposed to be sexy. Or something.
How could choosing Vanity (a.k.a. "Denise Matthews") as a protege ever seem like a good idea, aesthetic qualities aside? And how in hell did she get signed to Motown? At least we don't ever have to worry about her career being, uh, resurrected.