If you are attending tonight's sold out Dethklok show I've taken the liberty of downloading a DETHKLOK CONCERT "PAIN WAIVER" for you.

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I'm So Ready to Get 'Kloked!

If you are attending tonight's sold out Dethklok show I've taken the liberty of downloading a DETHKLOK CONCERT "PAIN WAIVER" for you.

Standard Issue

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen

I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

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Printed Name

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Signature

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Date

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Social Security #

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Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number

I've dressed for a number of shows when there was a possibility of boning,

but I'm left to ponder the question: What does one wear to an event when there is a possibility of de-boning?

ENJOY!

 
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