R. Kelly Gets off. (insert your own joke here)

Whether you prefer this version:

or this one:

R. Kelly is off the hook.

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R. Kelly Gets off. (insert your own joke here)

Whether you prefer this version:

or this one:

R. Kelly is off the hook.

I must say I'm a little relieved, as the charges against R. seemed sketchy at best and with so many true child predators out there in need of prosecution this was a waste of time and money.

I'm also glad that R&B haters will find it harder to use pedophilia as an excuse to diss Kelly's music, which is a matter of taste, not morality. I'm not an R. Kelly fan by any means but if you're going to dismiss Kelly for those type of allegations then you need to apply it to everyone who has been rumored (and/or proven) to have had inappropriate relations with minors, (or glorify it) like the Stones, the movie Almost Famous and your precious fucking Zeppelin, who thought nothing of "dating" fourteen year old girls. And probably lined them up and peed on them to amuse themselves on a boring night in Cleveland.

And big ups to Yahoo, who at the bottom of the Kelly article offer "news alerts" for the following topics: sexual encounters, graphic sex acts & homemade sex tapes.

 
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