Shame on you Gibson! As a girl who spent her teenage years sleeping under a gigantic poster of Slash and his tattered Les Paul, this story really bums me out.
This has nothing to do with rockin', but is just too funny. Please for the love of all that is holy, do not, I repeat do not, hyphenate your children's names. In the case of the Beaver/ Wetter, you may want to consider a name merger. How about the Weavers or the Betters?