Oh, parents! When I was 13, I threw my copy of The Downward Spiral away before my mom could get to the lyrics to "Big Man

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Schoolyard Heroes Spread Satan's Message!

Uppity parents/bored publicists make me LOL.

Oh, parents! When I was 13, I threw my copy of The Downward Spiral away before my mom could get to the lyrics to "Big Man with a Gun," 'cause I knew she would. My friend Brandy's mother threw away my copy of Boys for Pele (and told her never to hang out with me again) because of the piglet sucking at Tori's breast. And my cousin got his Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness double-disc confiscated for the lyric "God is empty, just like me." So what has the ability to scandalize parents these days? Read on...

1. Read Hannah's eloquent piece on my favorite goth-horror-punk band, Schoolyard Heroes.

2. Read Travis Hays' inoffensive (yawn) P-I review of SH's new album, Abominations.

3. Read this bizarro reaction to #2, and let me know if you think it's a joke?

4. Actually, I just read the "signatures," and based on this one from Nouela (whom I suspect is the talented Nouela J., formerly of Mon Frere), it must be a joke. Good one y'all!

nouelalong live schoolyard heroes and this free hilarious publicity! thank god for the ignorant parents of the world!! rock on!!

 
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