The Plot:Hot lady with nary a musical skill in sight, given a chance, will dress in: A) school girl outfit, B) sparkly dress, C) wet bikini/shorts outfit underneath a waterfall, D) bikini top/miniskirt on a stairway outside, and E) wiggle in front of the camera while wearing any of the above without regard for our sense of hearing or aesthetics.
The Moment of Brilliance: 2:15: Some dude off camera starts singing, "It's true that I have a roaming eye... but I always need you nearby." And do you see him? No. So why the hell didn't they get at least one person who could sing? 2:43: Apparently mistaking the filming of her music video with an audition for a Turkish update of Alien, she starts doing that thing with her stomach. Not hot.
The YouTube Review: (by deligert): stick to modelling please! (by denizb6): is this supposed to be english??? lol at least shes hot (by kirbywan): sounds like one of those songs that are on those "Kidz Hits, Vol 4" kind of things. it has the sexual stimulation of bingo night with your grandma. other than that, the bright colors and loud sounds should appeal to the autistic demographic.
Why you didn't see it on VH1: VH1 (and, by proxy, the American media in general) is run by ethnocentric bastards.Second theory: Some people at VH1 have ears.
Side notes worth noting: This is closing in on a quarter of a million views. While that's mildly depressing, it's worth noting that a) Germans love David Hasselhoff, and B) YouTube classics like Brokeback to the Future and Harry Potter and the Brokeback Goblet are still way ahead in views. So there may still be a glimmer of hope in the world. And, good people of Turkey, if you're reading: please note that we never asked for this woman to start singing in English (for more info, please see her Doktor Tavsiyesi video).