Amy Winehouse has had a rigorous touring schedule lately, so she cancelled a bunch of gigs checked herself into a London hospital for "exhaustion". Please. We doubt this is on account of too many 10-mile runs and tummy crunches at six in the morning. A likelier scenario is that Winehouse has been partying like Ryan Adams (or at least the Ryan Adams who used to get loaded every day before walking the straight and narrow). It'd be so much more rock and roll if someone in her situation just came out and admitted—hypothetically, of course—that she checked herself into the hospital after a 13-day coke and booze binge.