The Plot: I have no fucking idea. I remember seeing a football player with a guitar. And I think there was a penis or some bratwurst in a birdcage. And Santa. And cartoons.
The Moment of Brilliance: All of it.
The YouTube review (by revvil): kann auch nur sagen... wtf? (by wmarcel2000): Oh, Mann. Hatte das Video gar nicht mehr im Kopf! Einfach geil! ROFL!
Why You Didn't See it on VH1: VH1 (and, by proxy, the American media in general) is run by ethnocentric bastards.
Side Note Worth Noting: Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung translates to "First Public/Universal Uncertainty." I have nothing to add. This proves my theories that a) Germans love David Hasselhoff, and b) I know how to enter a search term into my Google machine.