Here’s to you, Karaoke Girl. Dressed like a hipster Army Rockette, you shocked us all with your song choice and bold performance. Walking to the stage at Finn MacCool’s last night, we assumed you’d give us something predictable, Morrissey or The Cure maybe, but no. Hell no. You choreograph your ass-shaking at home and you didn’t even glance at the prompter. It was Usher's "Yeah" and no one saw it coming. Because you left immediately afterward, to a standing ovation I might add, we’ll never know your name or how you came to have a full dance routine to a song that features Ludacris and Lil' Jon, but I say now: Bravo, no one topped you, the first song of the night.