Everyone's favorite fake righty news show host, Steven Colbert, recently called out everyone's favorite hyper-literate, Civil War tale tellers The Decemberists during his hilarious "Look Who's Riding My Coattails Now" segment for a contest the band held. "Re-Animate the Decemberists" - sponsored by mtvU- called for college students accross the country to create their own animation for the bands performance of "O Valencia!." Colbert, deeply wounded and feeling the band had ripped off the idea from a contest he had staged earlier said: “Let’s see how well they perform their trademark brand of hyper-literate prog-rock when I’m slicing off their legs at the knee,” said Colbert, brandishing a Star Wars-style light saber to underscore his contentiousness. "Oh yes. They will feel the pain.The band countered, Old English surprisingly absent, with, "Put down the pen, Colbert, and pick up the axe! Let's see what kind of a man you really are, said the band in a statement, adding, for dramatic effect, Let's SHRED. Comedy Central plays the OK Corral on December 20th as the two forces battle axes at 11:30 EST, almost as good as high noon.