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  • Music

    January 19, 2011

    Pearl Jam: Rear View Mirror

    Live on Ten Legs captures the band's second act, as primarily a live concern.

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2011

    Pearl Jam Fans: Get an Early Listen to Live on Ten Legs Tonight at the Feedback Lounge

    West Seattle's Feedback Lounge is hosting a listening party for Pearl Jam's Live on Ten Legs at 9 p.m. tonight. The album, which hits stores Tuesday, will be available for purchase.​If you're the kind of person who foams at the mouth over all things Pearl Jam, then you've already heard the 18 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2010

    Douglas Spink, Ex-Cocaine Smuggler, Charged With Running Bestiality Farm for Tourists

    Why the picture of two adorable puppies? Because I didn't want to run a Google images search for "bestiality," that's why.​Douglas Spink is not your typical criminal. While other, less ambitious lawbreakers tend to stick with one felonious field of study, Spink, a former drug smuggler now accu ... More >>

  • Arts

    April 7, 2010

    The Weekly Wire: This Week’s Recommended Events

    Why the picture of two adorable puppies? Because I didn't want to run a Google images search for "bestiality," that's why.​Douglas Spink is not your typical criminal. While other, less ambitious lawbreakers tend to stick with one felonious field of study, Spink, a former drug smuggler now accu ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 31, 2010

    The Cremaster Cycle

    Why the picture of two adorable puppies? Because I didn't want to run a Google images search for "bestiality," that's why.​Douglas Spink is not your typical criminal. While other, less ambitious lawbreakers tend to stick with one felonious field of study, Spink, a former drug smuggler now accu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2010

    Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence

    Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.​It's safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at th ... More >>

  • Diversions

    January 6, 2010

    Ask a Mexican: SPECIAL BEST-OF EDITION

    Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.​It's safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at th ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 16, 2008

    I Die Daily

    Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.​It's safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at th ... More >>

  • Diversions

    April 2, 2008

    This Week's Horoscopes

    Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.​It's safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2007

    Forgotten moments in music-video history

    Although guilty of being a complete perv, our airport bar wanker is at least conscious of the benefits of moisturizing.​It's safe to say that Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim is rather ignorant when it comes to bar etiquette. First, he skipped out on his tab. Then he fondled himself while staring at th ... More >>

  • Film

    May 2, 2007

    Little Children and Other New Releases

    Bored suburban dad must choose between Kate Winslet and Jennifer Connelly.

  • Film

    March 21, 2007

    Matthew Barney: No Restraint

    He hooked up with Björk--what's left to prove?

  • Diversions

    January 25, 2006

    Horoscopes

    Jan. 25-31, 2006

  • News

    November 24, 2004

    Put Me In, Coach

    And by the way, it looks like you could use some bench time yourself.

  • Arts

    May 19, 2004

    Arts Picks

    And by the way, it looks like you could use some bench time yourself.

  • Diversions

    February 25, 2004

    Horoscopes

    And by the way, it looks like you could use some bench time yourself.

  • Film

    July 16, 2003

    Brief Encounters

    Bad Boys II, The Cremaster Cycle, Garage Days, Mule Skinner Blues, The Sky Is Watching, and The True Meaning of Pictures.

  • Film

    July 9, 2003

    Cremaster 3: Matthew Barney's Three-Hour Epic

    Architects battle, cars crash, and teeth are scattered in Matthew Barney's three-hour art-film epic, but the movie is anything but torture to watch.

  • Music

    June 26, 2002

    Sound and Vision

    Ziggy Stardust celebrates his 30th birthday.

  • Music

    April 3, 2002

    Papa Was a Supersucker

    Ziggy Stardust celebrates his 30th birthday.

  • Music

    November 8, 2000

    Rage against the Vaseline

    Limp Bizkit help headbangers get some.

  • Music

    August 25, 1999

    Loving Rammstein

    Is the German industrial band wonderfully scary or terribly fun?

  • Music

    July 21, 1999

    Sneak attack

    The stealthy duo Thievery Corporation makes lounge music sexy again.

  • Music

    June 2, 1999

    Heavy weather

    The stealthy duo Thievery Corporation makes lounge music sexy again.

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