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The National Enquirer

  • News

    June 22, 2011

    Speak No Evil, Tweet No Evil

    A sarcastic scribe attempts to bite his tongue--and keyboard--for an entire month.

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2010

    Molly Hagerty, Al Gore's Portland Masseuse, to Tell Full Story Next Week

    ​You've already read all about Al Gore's Portland masseuse problem. But what you've yet to see is a picture of the woman who described the former Vice President as a "crazed sex poodle." 54-year-old Molly Hagerty has thus far kept her identity under wraps. But that will change next week in an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2010

    Al Gore's Portland Massuese Problem: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know (And Many Things You Didn't)

    ​Al Gore sexually assaulted a massage therapist? The National Enquirer -- fresh off of ending the political career of fellow former Presidential candidate John Edwards -- has just unearthed an unbelievable 2006 police report in which the Portland masseuse alleges that the sex-crazed Gore attac ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2010

    Seattle Times Wins Another Pulitzer Prize; National Enquirer Shut Out

    Tab had a fat chance of winning​ The sun still rises in the east, Hell remains unfrozen over, and the National Enquirer did not win the Pulitzer Prize. But the Seattle Times did - for its breaking news reporting on the slayings of four Lakewood police officers. In giving the award today for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 3, 2008

    Too much Palin ... not enough Palin ... head about to explode ...

    Tab had a fat chance of winning​ The sun still rises in the east, Hell remains unfrozen over, and the National Enquirer did not win the Pulitzer Prize. But the Seattle Times did - for its breaking news reporting on the slayings of four Lakewood police officers. In giving the award today for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2008

    Nobody Reads the Seattle Times

    Tab had a fat chance of winning​ The sun still rises in the east, Hell remains unfrozen over, and the National Enquirer did not win the Pulitzer Prize. But the Seattle Times did - for its breaking news reporting on the slayings of four Lakewood police officers. In giving the award today for ... More >>

  • News

    March 29, 2006

    Courtney Love

    "What the hell is Tim what's-his-name's obsession with dissing Courtney Love? He puts out a rerun of this story biyearly, it seems."

  • News

    March 2, 2005

    Five Ways the Music Industry Is Changing in Seattle

    "What the hell is Tim what's-his-name's obsession with dissing Courtney Love? He puts out a rerun of this story biyearly, it seems."

  • News

    September 17, 2003

    Letters to the Editor

    'It is time we got over the delusion that we in this country or state are more deserving of jobs than people in any other country or state.'

  • News

    April 9, 2003

    Oh, Please, Not France

    'It is time we got over the delusion that we in this country or state are more deserving of jobs than people in any other country or state.'

  • Arts

    April 17, 2002

    Bring back Bill Nye

    The Henry fails to illuminate science.

  • News

    August 22, 2001

    Books

    The Henry fails to illuminate science.

  • News

    January 19, 2000

    Paper or plastic?

    A guide to local grocers.

  • News

    January 19, 2000

    Grocery wars

    Besieged supermarkets battle obsolescence with brie.

  • News

    July 14, 1999

    Letters

    "Remember the pathetic frenzy after Ellis' blubberfest, to give the Mariners everything they wanted? The County Council and the PFD wrote the Mariners a blank check, and now they want to cash it."

  • Arts

    January 20, 1999

    All Shook Up

    How Elvis left the building.

  • News

    June 17, 1998

    New(s) media

    How Elvis left the building.

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