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Ryan Rowland-Smith

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    July 29, 2010

    Ryan Rowland-Smith Is the Worst Pitcher In Baseball

    ​Ryan Rowland-Smith is obviously not a good pitcher. You don't have be a stathead to understand that a guy who gives up 11 runs is probably not the second-coming of Randy Johnson, no matter how big or left-handed he is. Of course, if you did choose to check out the numbers, you might find out ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    Garrett Olson Is the Worst Pitcher in Baseball History

    ​Think this headline was written in a fit of alcoholic rage after Olson gave up two runs in the 13th inning last night, thus squandering a ferocious bottom-of-the-ninth Mariner comeback to deadlock the game at six runs apiece? Think again.

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2010

    The Case for Keeping Cliff Lee

    Should such happiness be forgotten so soon?​For baseball purists, the Mariners home sweep of the heavy-hitting Cincinnati Reds this past weekend, in which Seattle's pitchers yielded a total of one run over three games while scoring a mere seven, was as good as it gets, and provided a glimpse o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2010

    The Mariners Have a Royal Rumble: Who's the Last Man Left in the Ring?

    Grandpa Sweeney wants to throw down.​After two Mariners players allegedly ratted out Ken Griffey Jr. for falling asleep during a game, designated hitter Mike Sweeney drew a line in the sand during a team meeting by challenging his loose-lipped teammates to a fight. Forget for a second that Sw ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2009

    "I Flipped Him a Benjamin"

    ​Imagine a workplace where you casually toss your boss $100 for giving an assignment to a co-worker. So it went in the Mariners' clubhouse this weekend. The M's took 2 of 3 games from a vastly superior Tampa Bay Rays team, moving within 4.5 games of the Red Sox for the Wildcard playoff spot. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2009

    If You're a Superstitious Baseball Fan, You'll Understand Why This Headline Is So Vague

    I'm not a superstitious baseball fan, but out of respect for all who are, I present the following, in order to alert you to the performance being put in by Mariners starter Ryan Rowland-Smith. It's the Blue Jays stat line, through six innings: Runs Hits Errors 0 0 1 Follow along on your ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2009

    Olson Out, Ry-Ro In

    The Mariner pitching rotation inched a bit closer to its preseason projection with today's announcement that Ryan Rowland-Smith will end his epic rehab stint in Tacoma to replace Garrett Olson, who got shelled by the Tigers last night. Carlos Silva remains sequestered in a bunker, whereabouts unknow ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2009

    Mariner News More Depressing Than Their Extra-Inning Loss to the Twinkies

    The M's 2-1, extra-inning loss Friday night against the Twins was depressing on several levels. Depressing because the team wasted another stellar outing by its ace, Felix Hernandez. Depressing because a Little League-esque error by Wladimir Balentien in left, where he came in on a fly ball that en ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2009

    Rowland-Smith to DL, Ichiro Back Off It

    As suspected, Ichiro Suzuki will return to the top of the M's order tonight against the Angels, and Endy Chavez will bat second. Additional lineup tinkering involves Franklin Gutierrez hitting ninth and Yuni Betancourt moving into the eight-hole. And starter Ryan Rowland-Smith has been placed on the ... More >>

  • News

    August 13, 2008

    The Bright Spot in an Awful Season

    The Mariners’ Brandon Morrow is the subject of great debate.

  • News

    September 12, 2007

    The Mariners’ Biggest Loser

    Mop-up man Ryan Rowland-Smith has a defiantly bright future.

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