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  • News

    May 2, 2012

    Jamie Moyer: Baseball's Oldest Winner

    The beloved ex-Mariner wants to throw until he's 50.

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2012

    The Seven Best Mariners Commercials Featuring Jamie Moyer

    This week's cover story is a profile of Jamie Moyer, who, at the age of 49 and currently as a member of the Colorado Rockies, just set the record for oldest pitcher ever to win a game in major league baseball. Moyer, of course, is also a former Seattle Mariner, the franchise's all-time winningest pi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2012

    Comment of the Day: What Tim Lincecum's Condo Needs

    Every once in a while a great comment comes out of the blue, attached to a post from many moons ago yet still entertaining enough to pass along. Such is the case in this installment of Comment of the Day, which features commenter lotta baloney chiming in yesterday on a post from over a year ago abou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Wilco: Still Loves You, Still Trying to Break Your Heart at the Paramount

    Wilco White Denim The Paramount Tuesday, February 7, 2012 Through most of the early 1980's, Fernando Valenzuela was a force of nature, as well as a pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He had an unusually chaotic wind-up, involving his eyes rolling up toward the heavens just before releasing a pit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2012

    Tim Lincecum, the Pride of Belltown, Doesn't Mind Taking It One Contract Year At a Time With SF Giants

    So what's up with Tim Lincecum? Well, it so happens the "The Freak" is about to cash in big on a one-year arbitration deal. He wants $21.5 million and the San Francisco Giants have countered with $17 million -- which breaks the record for most money sought and offered in arbitration for a player not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2011

    R.I.P. Seahawks 2012 Playoff Hopes, Dead After 15 Games and Christmas Eve Loss to San Francisco

    The playoff hopes of the 2012 Seattle Seahawks, an exciting but predictably disappointing phenomenon marked by a an improbable late-season surge and a slew of second-half comebacks, died Saturday afternoon at Century Link Field. The hopes were 15 games old.

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2011

    Reviewing the Review: A Feel for Jewish Deli

    ​Curb Your Enthusiasm's new season started this week with a very funny episode in which Larry David's character fires his divorce attorney after learning he's not Jewish -- and urges a fictionalized Frank McCourt to do the same. The men entrust their settlements to the reassuringly-named Hiram ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2011

    9 National League Pitchers Who Out-Hit the 2011 Seattle Mariners

    Image source​The Mariners travel to San Diego tonight to take on their bitter interleague rivals the Padres, and they take with them one of the worst-hitting teams in baseball. Skipper Eric Wedge said it best earlier this week after his club tallied just two runs or fewer in seven of 14 games: ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2011

    Tim Lincecum, Now With Own Custom Logo, Is No Longer the Indie Kid of Baseball

    ​Tim Lincecum has his very own logo now. It's the one you see to the right here. That's right, Mr. I Smoke Weed and Grow My Hair Out and Weigh One Sixty Soaking Wet has his very own Air Jordan-esque brand.

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2011

    Qwest Field to Be Renamed CenturyLink Field--It Could Be Worse

    ​In the world of corporate-sponsored sports facilities, seeing a stadium get a new name is often an exercise in controlling one's gag reflex. For almost seven years now, what had been Seahawks Stadium has been called Qwest Field. But now, with Qwest set to be eaten in a merger with Louisiana-b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2011

    Tim Lincecum's Twin Mustache Caterpillars Crawl on New York Times T Cover

    ​In a move vindicating 14-year-old boys nationwide, San Francisco Giants hurler and Seattle bachelor-pad maintainer Tim Lincecum and his scraggly, unwatered gardens of face grass greeted millions of readers Sunday on the cover of The New York Times T Magazine.

  • Film

    March 9, 2011

    More Baseball, Less Holocaust, Please

    It's not all grimness and history at this year's SJFF.

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2010

    The Seven Worst Days for Seattle Sports in 2010

    ​Really, this post could have just been entitled "Your 2010 Seattle Mariners!" But that's lazy. And fails to account for the Seahawks' stupidest moment of the past year. And who would want to pass up a chance to make fun of Pete Carroll? (Answer: no one.) Let's talk trash about local sports, s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2010

    Giants World Series Win Makes Three Microsoft Execs Who Now Own World Champion Teams

    ​When Brian "Fear the Beard" Wilson threw the final pitch of the 2010 World Series last night--a rocket straight down the pipe by Nelson Cruz--Giants fans worldwide rejoiced at the club's first championship title since they moved west in 1958. And while it hasn't been a complete fairytale year ... More >>

  • News

    September 22, 2010

    Pinalcchio

    Renowned forensics experts say a Pinal County deputy's high-profile tale about getting shot after encountering drug smugglers doesn't add up.

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2010

    Randy Johnson Played a Rock Photographer at Lollapalooza

    ​Not content with looking conspicuous as a professional athlete, former Mariner great, future Hall of Famer and all around large human Randy Johnson is now taking his talents to that small strip between the mosh pit and the stage. That's right, the tallest man you've ever seen is now a rock ph ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2010

    Comment of the Day: Suck It, Foodies

    ​The best a parent can hope for is that their child ends up healthy, happy and slightly more well-off than they are. The best most environmentalists can hope for is to leave the world slightly less fucked up than when they came into it. A politician hopes for change (for the better or the wors ... More >>

  • Food

    July 7, 2010

    Bottomfeeder: Cheese & Chong

    Corn dogs at a laid-back Fremont bodega.

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2010

    Cheese & Chong at Fremont's Favorite Corner Store

    Lil ScoopAs good as it gets for corn dogs and beer.​Here's what not to do at Marketime: Treat it as the sort of store where you bring a long list in and buy most everything on it. You've heard of Whole Foods referred to as "whole paycheck," right? If you were to attempt to fill your cupboards ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2010

    Short-Time Mariner Eric Byrnes Being Paid $11 Million to Play Beer-League Softball

    Ex-Mariner Byrnes can actually wear this exact outfit while playing for his new team.​Don't feel too bad for Eric Byrnes, the veteran backup outfielder who was recently shown the door by the Mariners after batting .094, blowing a suicide squeeze, and demonstrating an inability to catch fly bal ... More >>

  • Diversions

    May 5, 2010

    Things About Arizona That Don’t Suck

    Ex-Mariner Byrnes can actually wear this exact outfit while playing for his new team.​Don't feel too bad for Eric Byrnes, the veteran backup outfielder who was recently shown the door by the Mariners after batting .094, blowing a suicide squeeze, and demonstrating an inability to catch fly bal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2010

    Byrnt Out: How Much Washed-Up Weight Can the M's Roster Continue to Carry?

    Replace the "cks" with a "g" on the jersey, and this photo would captionize itself.​Some things never change, do they? Just like last year, the Seattle Mariners are a team with a sensational pitching staff--and this is a statement that precedes All-Star acquisition Cliff Lee's debut Friday. An ... More >>

  • Diversions

    March 3, 2010

    The Uptight Seattleite: Who Moved My Chai?

    An exclusive excerpt from his just-published trade paperback, A Sensitive Liberal’s Guide to Life.

  • Blogs

    November 6, 2009

    Tim Lincecum Busted for Pot Possession

    You don't get nicknamed "The Freak" if you don't occasionally get freaky.​UPDATE: Prosecutors dropped the possession charge against Lincecum. Details after the jump. According to the Washington State patrol, former University of Washington pitching star and current San Francisco Giants ace Ti ... More >>

  • Arts

    January 17, 2007

    JackStraw Launches Writers' Podcasts, Saving Puget Sound, and More

    You don't get nicknamed "The Freak" if you don't occasionally get freaky.​UPDATE: Prosecutors dropped the possession charge against Lincecum. Details after the jump. According to the Washington State patrol, former University of Washington pitching star and current San Francisco Giants ace Ti ... More >>

  • Arts

    November 16, 2005

    Stateless in Seattle

    Jonathan Raban has become the Northwest's premier man of letters. He's more at home inside his head than anywhere else, yet with an immigrant's fresh eyes he's able to shed light on his adopted home and country, as in his new book, My Holy War.

  • Arts

    November 10, 2004

    Bases Loaded

    Playwright Richard Greenberg 'outs' the national pastime.

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