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Luke Skywalker

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2011

    David Canterbury: Wannabe Jedi Wields Lightsaber in Confrontation With Portland Cops

    ​Obi-Wan Kenobi described the lightsaber as "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age." But that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. On Wednesday, 33-year-old David Canterbury was arrested by Portland police in a Toys R Us parking lot after a clash that pitted the cops' tasers aga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    'Star Wars Writer' Job Is a Gig You'll Obi Want

    ​As horse-carcass cannoli-filler Jasha Lottin taught us, knowing one's Star Wars trivia is important. Don't believe me? Here's a local job that will pay you (albeit poorly) to know which planet Jedi High Councilmember Plo Koon is from (psst: it's Dorin).

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2011

    Comment of the Day: Horse-Carcass Girl Should Learn Her Star Wars

    ​On Wednesday we shared with the world some photos of the lovely Jasha Lottin, a 21-year-old looker from Portland who, on occasion, likes to slaughter a horse and pose nude inside its gutted carcass. Part of her reason for such behavior is apparently her love of that famous scene from The Empi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2011

    Jasha Lottin, Portland Nudist, Broke No Laws by Killing, Gutting Horse, then Posing Naked Inside Carcass (NSFW Pics)

    ​Jasha Lottin says she can't understand why people are so interested in why she bought a horse, killed it, gutted it, then posed naked for photos inside the carcass and posted them on the Internet. "No idea why people care," she tells Seattle Weekly.

  • Music

    December 22, 2010

    The Short List: The Week's Recommended Concerts

    ​Jasha Lottin says she can't understand why people are so interested in why she bought a horse, killed it, gutted it, then posed naked for photos inside the carcass and posted them on the Internet. "No idea why people care," she tells Seattle Weekly.

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2010

    Courtney Love Can Say Smart Things and Make Good Decisions, Even About the Kurt Cobain Biopic

    Courtney Love says this actor will not portray her late husband in a biopic. What. A. Relief.​Courtney Love says and does many stupid things. There are far, far, too many examples across the Internet to back up this statement. Cataloging the emancipation of Frances Bean via Twitter and Faceboo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 2, 2009

    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

    Courtney Love says this actor will not portray her late husband in a biopic. What. A. Relief.​Courtney Love says and does many stupid things. There are far, far, too many examples across the Internet to back up this statement. Cataloging the emancipation of Frances Bean via Twitter and Faceboo ... More >>

  • Arts

    April 8, 2009

    Wishful Drinking: Princess Leia Overshares

    Courtney Love says this actor will not portray her late husband in a biopic. What. A. Relief.​Courtney Love says and does many stupid things. There are far, far, too many examples across the Internet to back up this statement. Cataloging the emancipation of Frances Bean via Twitter and Faceboo ... More >>

  • Music

    March 4, 2009

    A Shot in the Dark: No Hookers or Blow With Your Breakfast

    Duck Island is classier than that.

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2008

    Who Wants Angelina Jolie?

    So this is how Angelina Jolie affords all those babies and pregnancy leave. Occupying the middle station in the holy trinity of comic book, movie, and videogame, Wanted (released today on DVD, $34.98, Universal Home Ent.) was predictably trashed by critics this summer. Adapted from the graphic novel ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 26, 2008

    DVD Release: Wanted

    So this is how Angelina Jolie affords all those babies and pregnancy leave. Occupying the middle station in the holy trinity of comic book, movie, and videogame, Wanted (released today on DVD, $34.98, Universal Home Ent.) was predictably trashed by critics this summer. Adapted from the graphic novel ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2008

    Last Night: Kanye West at the Key

    So this is how Angelina Jolie affords all those babies and pregnancy leave. Occupying the middle station in the holy trinity of comic book, movie, and videogame, Wanted (released today on DVD, $34.98, Universal Home Ent.) was predictably trashed by critics this summer. Adapted from the graphic novel ... More >>

  • Film

    September 19, 2007

    Sydney White: Amanda Bynes Ventures Out of ’Tween Territory—and Falters

    So this is how Angelina Jolie affords all those babies and pregnancy leave. Occupying the middle station in the holy trinity of comic book, movie, and videogame, Wanted (released today on DVD, $34.98, Universal Home Ent.) was predictably trashed by critics this summer. Adapted from the graphic novel ... More >>

  • Arts

    April 5, 2006

    Tuned In

    Local designers and boutique reps tell us what, and who, they're watching.

  • Film

    May 4, 2005

    The Fair and Balanced Crusade

    Determined not to cause any historical offense, Ridley Scott creates bland bloodshed in the Holy Land—and a hero to suit.

  • Film

    November 26, 2003

    Has Ron Howard Earned His Spurs?

    Opie's homage to John Ford is better than a pig in a poke.

  • Diversions

    November 5, 2003

    Horoscopes

    Opie's homage to John Ford is better than a pig in a poke.

  • Film

    November 14, 2001

    Great expectations

    Dickens, Tolkien, and George Lucas are the fathers to this precocious orphan.

  • Film

    March 31, 1999

    Cyberfluff

    All style and no substance. So what?

  • Film

    November 25, 1998

    May the Force be with you

    . . . because it probably won't be a part of the prequel.

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